Monday, Moon's Day, First Day Of The Work Week

So all I have for work today is to get myself showered, dressed and off the hospital.  It is the work of Drs. McKee and Marble to put me back together again.  The little shopping cart of boobs is at the ready.  It is fitting since this is cyber Monday.  I have already put my order in so they will be ready for an nontraditional type of customer pickup.  Can't you hear the new Christmas song...  All I want for Christmas is my two new boobs, my two new boobs, my two new boobs...